what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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