we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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