Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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