This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
These tits shall not be calmed
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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