i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
