quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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