Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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