He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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