just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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