ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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