Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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