Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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