Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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