i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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