piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
well you can't waste a boner
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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