Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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