random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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