it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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