lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize