yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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