I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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