I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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