I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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