normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Are my feet made of real feet?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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