Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Randomize
