so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
it glows. i had to have it.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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