She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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