yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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