David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
pray to the hookup gods
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Randomize
