areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
handjob tips. give me some.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
