Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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