Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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