I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I have post one night stand depression
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