I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I think i got beer on your cat.
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