Sponge bath it is.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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