do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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