but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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