i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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