I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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