Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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