Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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