I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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