Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
