You're so nebulous sometimes
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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