omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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