Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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