Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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