that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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