We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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