It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
why do cheetos always look like penises
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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