Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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