No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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